Fairer Sex lyrics - The Cribs

 What happens when the fairer sex

Becomes unfair, whatever next?

And all the time I felt the same about you

Was never in your hall of fame

And it was pretty rude

With talk of flames tattoos

I don't think that's cool

And the cards played by you

Sexually alludes

With talk of his bathroom

I had a friend I couldn't help

I'm sorry my friend I can't help myself

If I could save the world I would

But no-one seems to give a fuck

And the cards played by you

Sexually alludes

With talk of his bathroom

What happens when the fairer sex

Treats you unfair, whatever next?